The Sink.
I use the sink to wash my hands after doing my business. It appears that in my office someone is washing their dog in the sink. That would be the only explanation why there is water absolutely everywhere. People, just flick your hands a couple of times while still at the sink and then get over to the paper towels and finish the process. This eliminates the everglade like swamp that resides on the edge of the sink waiting for me to barely press up against it. This allows a nice wet spot to form on my crotch right before my 10:00 appointment. I am trying to convince someone that I want their business but now it looks like all I want is a diaper.
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