The Urinal
Every time I jockey up to one of the two stalls here it is as if a squad of Taliban fighters used the urinal before me. That is the only thing that can explain the length and amount of hair there. Honestly, where can these hairs come from that are this length? If this is pubic hair, someone has one of the most untamed crotches ever. This crotch would make 70's porn crotch look like a putting green. If it is someone's beard or face then maybe you need to go see a doctor because you are losing an unhealthy amount of hair for this short a time in one place. I know the urinals get cleaned at the end of the day so this is not a couple days worth of hair plus it is in the morning when I notice this Chia urinal. Someone in our building really needs to clean it up.
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