Ok, I get that Toyota is trying to make this truck look extreme. I get that they are supposed to be catering to younger gen x types but the snowboarding commercial is retarded. First, I know they are fictional, and that the Tundra really did not do a barrel roll, but do we really need the disclaimer at the bottom that the Tundra is not a snowboard and should not be treated as one. Then another disclaimer saying that the Tundra should not be used to do barrel rolls in. Really?!?! There are about three people to blame this on:
1. The "X" treme athlete/ Jackass the Movie loving/Bam Margera poster having/ Monster Energy Drink guzzling D-Bag that thinks, "Wow, that truck just did a barrel roll. I should try a barrel roll in my Element."
2. The snowboarder that thinks, "Hey, I know I have only snowboarded six times but hell that Tundra just did a barrel roll, I should try that. I mean, I am drunk and that truck is probably sober."
3. The ambulance chasing lawyers that tell the two previous brainiacs that they were wronged by Toyota because they had tricked them into thinking they could accomplish the acts depicted in the commercial. Some Jury then wants to punish Toyota because they are Toyota and rewards these stooges and their lawyer some huge amount of money.
Now 99% of us that don't huff glue know that you can't barrel roll a truck but because some ass hat lawyer we have to have these disclaimers on everything. Thanks again. Now, I am going to go stick the gas nozzle in my mouth and drink away, oh wait, the little sign says not to do that. Thanks God!
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