Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives

Just once I would like Guy to taste some food concoction that one of these joints puts out and say, "Oh God, that tastes like dog shit!  What is wrong with you?  How the hell did you get on this show? I hope that I am on Punked because if I am not, the city should shut your ass down!"   Just once.  There is no way he has enjoyed every dish that they put in front of him.  I would even settle for, "That is sub par at best.  Do you have naked pictures of my Executive Producer?  That could be the only way you got on this show.  Who wants to go to Taco Bell?  I am buying."