Person Who Threw Their Gum on the Ground

I hate you more than I hate Al Qaeda.  If I find you I am going to gauge your eyes out with a rusty spoon.  Now I am walking around doing the moon walk forwards like a spaz.  It must of been too much for you to throw that bubbleyum in a garbage can.  It would have take time out of your day reserved for picking your face.  You suck.