Emissions Testing

If your shit box falls under the following criteria, you are not going to pass:

1) Vehicles that were pushed onto the lot.
2) Vehicles that look like a tire fire is occuring in their muffler.
3) Vehicles that are squeeling.
4) Vehicles whose muffler is bigger than their tires.
5) Vehicles that keep breaking down.
6) Vehicles that are missing important parts such as a back window, trunk, passenger seat, or door.

Even if you have really been praying, and the ninety religious bumber stickers that adorn the whole back of your car say you have, you are not going to pass.  Please save the rest of us some time and take it to the salvage yard.  Now before I get labeled cruel, in high school my rig failed.  I was surprised and did everything they told me to do to get it up to standards.  What I did not do is, go back around, and get back in a different line hoping that somehow they would not notice the  faded primer Carbecue was back.  Why did I have enough time to notice all this happening?  Because I was stuck behind said car's older brother whose owner thought that he could talk them out of failing him.  What a joke.  

PS - Getting a physical is going to be the same experiene if we keep heading down this Healthcare debacle we have now.  Get used to it.