Honestly, what am I missing with you? You have to be able to smell yourself, I mean I smelled you from about 75 yards away. What point are you trying to prove? That you have no one that wants to get within 30 feet of you. And you are not homeless, you are just disgusting to be disgusting. Don't give me the, " the chemicals in soap and deodorant upset your skin or are used on animals" bs either. There are all natural alternatives that you can put in those pits of filth of yours. Plus the animals you are protecting would prefer you did something about your stink too. How about just running some water on your body? Cruise by the fire department and I am sure they would hose you down for free. I tell you what, I will buy you a brand new pair of bongos and take you on a shopping spree to the deodorant aisle at Costco, all on me. I will even throw in some shampoo. Medusa thinks your hair sucks.
What is even more perplexing is the normal dude that has BO. The guy at the deli today was in a suit and smelled like Khandahar. How does that happen? This guy mistook the meaning of hard sell. Someone has to let this jerk off know that he is awful. Today, it was not going to be me. He had that crazy eye going on and I think he was having a bad decade. Definitely too old not to know he stunk. Maybe next time.
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