Office Microwave

You are not allowed to cook the hot garbage you call your lunch in here.   What the hell smells like that? Oliver Twish would turn that down!   Not only have you tainted the whole kitchen area but the whole office smells like throw up.  Don't give me the whole, "Thank God it is Friday" bullshit as you stir that vomit stew and stuff it down your gullet.  Honestly, you should not eat liquids that are greyish.  I am really thrilled that the rest of my day is going to consist of dry heaving whenever I go to refill my water.