Pizza Party

Everyone pretty much likes pizza. I love it! I want to rub pizza all over my fat ass. It should be an easy order right? WRONG! I get that there are vegetarians and individuals that need glutton free. They need to eat too and should get a pizza they can enjoy. The order should be some cheese pizzas, pepperonis, veggie/glutton, and maybe a sausage/green pepper type pizza. This should pacify everyone. My stink is with the person that wants to push their pizza concoction on everyone else. "No guys, you HAVE to try the hermit crab, white cheese, and moose knuckle. Honestly, TRY IT. I am telling so and so (who of course cannot tell this person to eat a bag of assholes) to order it." Then everyone is stuck with some dumpster fire pizza that no one wants. But there is Pete with, his slice of terribleness, with a huge smile on his face. Then there is Jenny, who is a little late, and now all the normal pizza is gone and she is starring at the pizza left thinking, "WTF is this crap?". Pete does not get that everyone now hates him, especially Jenny.

This also goes to the jerk who just starts putting extra trimmings on the whole pizza instead of their slice. They run up and start dumping red peppers or some other trimming that maybe other people do not like or want. Hey Pete, no one wants that many damn jalapenos on their pizza except you so take your slice and then add your sting ring inducing toppings. Oh and eating that many jalapenos does not make you the office tough guy, it makes you the butt plug that no one else wants to talk to the rest of the day cause your breathe smells like Tijuana. Way to punish the whole office, and your butthole, for the rest of the day, and in the case of your poop chute, all day tomorrow. Come on people, don't be Pete.