Being Courteous

I was opening the door for a lady and she said, "I can get my own door ya know".  Are you kidding me?  I was trying to be nice.  You are not Susan B. Anthony by opening your own door nor have you proven anything other than you are what all men hate.  I was opening the door because that is how my parents raised me.  I was not trying to show my dominance/strength over you.  If I wanted to do that, I would just pin you on the ground and sit on you.  Hopefully we never meet at the building door again because this time I am going to hold it shut and watch your chubby self sit out in the cold and shiver and cry like a baby.  Human fat does not work the same as blubber on a seal, FYI.   Next time take kindness when it comes and be thankful for it.