Friday, December 30, 2011

Grocery Aisle

You should never park your grocery cart perpendicular in the grocery aisle.  Never, ever period.  You are not a beaver trying to plug up your dam so get the hell out of the way.  Next time I see someone do this, you are getting me at full ramming speed through your cart.  Kid in the cart, I don't care, he knows you were wrong too.  I don't care if I don't need to go down that aisle or not.  If I see your cart in that position, I am going Mad Max style crash your cart into next week.  Be aware, I am out there hunting.

1 comment:

  1. I love grocery shopping with you. Can't wait till our next trip to the airport.

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