Skinny Jeans

Girls, go ahead and skinny jean yourself out.  Males, you put these genital punishers on, you are now a chick.  Maybe that is what you are going for and if so, knock yourself out.   If not, you look like a chick and an easy victim.  I know, you are going to say, "Salty you have no taste for what is in fashion."  Guess what, if broken jaws are in fashion, I am not going to let someone punch me in chin so why am I going to strangle my genitals with these bad boys?