Bicyclist

I know you think you are a car, but you are not.  I tell you what, let me rear end you and see if you still think you are a car.  There are bike lanes all over this city, yet you are on Camelback Road taking up a lane.  Get you, your bike, and that funny wet suit you guys all wear on the sidewalk.  I  know, some will say, "Salty, the sidewalk is for pedestrians.  That is why they call it a sideWALK.".  BS, you keep crusing around traffic you will end up in a cofFIN, like 'the end' if you do not get on the sidewalk.  I think bike lanes are great but stay in them.  Do not let me catch you in the left hand turn lane either, that is for the big boys.  One more thing, do something about the color of your wetsuits.  You already look like an a-hole with that body codom on, adding obnoxious colors is not helping your cause.