Your voicemail should be at the most ten seconds long. For example, "Hi, you have reached Jenny. I am away from my phone or on the other line but leave a message and I will get back to you....beep".
Examples of what I don't need to hear:
a. You have reached....6......0.........2.....5.....5....5...3...5.....5....5....please leave a message. If you like your message press 6, if you like to fax a message press 7, if you like sunsets press 8... and so on and so on. I just want to leave a message!
b. This is Hank, it is Thursday the 15th. I will be in class this morning. Then I am having lunch with Victor. I might catch a movie after that. If you hit me up, I will try and get back to you depending on what Hank is up to. Go Raiders! Hey douche, no one cares about your day. Why I would be calling this guy is beyond me but I do have to call some random people.
c. Insert typical soul searching song that called person thinks shows how deep they are, Hey, this is sunflower, leave a message and the planet the way you found it.
d. Ass bag that when he recorded his voicemail forgot to hit one to save it so it is his message then about 15 seconds of nothing.
Please, just a simple voicemail. I have made too many phone calls today.
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